Iona Morris and MariAnn Aalda of M.O.I.S.T.!
offer  "Advice to the Married Man" in an interview
with Dwayne Foster of Romance Cruise.

TOP 10 REASONS WHY

A WOMAN DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE SEX

10.        She already gave at the office.

9.         It’s not a snow day.

8.           Leather seat covers.

7.           You’re not hand-some enough.

6.           The “Energize-HER” Bunny got there first.

5.            Her husband will be home any minute.

4.      Your feet are too big/small (pick one).

3.      She thought you meant motel six.

2.      For her, “Afternoon Delight” means a nap.

1.      She’s holding out for a “Happy Meal”…you go first!

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY

A MAN DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE SEX

There Aren't Any.