Morris as "Lady I"  &  Aalda as "Lady M"
  in their previous show, "Herotique-Aahh..."   with 3 Blacque Chix 
(Click on names above to see performances)  

TOP 10 REASONS WHY

A WOMAN DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE SEX

 

10.        She already gave at the office.

9.         It’s not a snow day.

8.           Leather seat covers.

7.           You’re not hand-some enough.

6.           The “Energize-HER” Bunny got there first.

5.            Her husband will be home any minute.

4.      Your feet are too big/small (pick one).

3.      She thought you meant motel six.

2.      For her, “Afternoon Delight” means a nap.

1.      She’s holding out for a “Happy Meal”…you go first!

 

 

TOP 10 REASONS WHY

A MAN DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE SEX

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  1.     All of the above.

    Photo: Larry Farrow